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Two Christmases ago, my aunt got me this book for my birthday. I was already plenty skeptical about Twilight because it was extremely overrated, but I figured I might as well give it a shot. So I did. That night, I started reading it. And I kept reading it. Finally, I finished it, and I had lost pretty much all faith in humanity.

What is it about this book that’s so friggin’ appealing? It’s absolutely terrible! The writing is mediocre, the story itself nearly bored me to tears (look, I LOVE vampire stories, but what the hell was this? Vampires that SPARKLE? I mean, REALLY!?), and the characters…oh my God, the characters. I cannot for the life of me figure out what makes ANYONE like the characters in this disaster. Bella has got to be the absolute worst. Not only is her NAME cliched, but her entire character is just…ugh! She is the most boring, unoriginal heroine I’ve ever had the displeasure of reading about. She’s supposedly perfect and pretty and every other positive trait under the sun, but she’s constantly wallowing in her misery about how much her life sucks and blah blah blah. Give it a rest. Needless to say, I despise Bella’s character.

And, of course…there’s Edward.

Edward. Effing. Cullen.

And I thought BELLA was disgusting. How can girls all over the world be lusting after this freak? He’s A STALKER! I mean, he sneaks into Bella’s room and watches her sleep? He controls her like a freaking puppet? If my boyfriend did that, I wouldn’t be flattered, I’d be horrified! How Bella can actually enjoy this attention is beyond me.

So the writing, plot and characters are all terrible, and yet, nothing compares to the nature of Edward and Bella’s relationship. Everywhere I go, girls are constantly gushing over Edward and Bella’s love, saying it’s the sweetest thing they’ve ever read. GAG ME. There is no love OR chemistry between Bella Sue and Edward Stu. It revolves around lust, for God’s sake! What’s the reason Edward fell in love with Bella, exactly? Her
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Fast shipping from Amazon, the best price too. No problems with the Hoover and would recommend it to buy.
Champion Women s Field

Artemis Fowl was the recipient of the accusation in the title of this review, but even though he is a thief, he is also much more. The twelve-year-old genius has decided to use his intelligence to pursue a life of crime, so we find an unusual situation. A story with an evil main character is not a completely new concept; Jean-Baptiste Grenouille in the outstanding “Perfume: The Story of a Murderer” or Serge A. Storms in the series of books by Tim Dorsey come to mind. If we go into a different media, then Tony Soprano is one of the most famous examples in our time. What is novel though, is using this concept in a book targeted to young adults, and this is certainly a reason for controversy. I have to say though that the final product is so good, that the good aspects of this effort more than overcome this “drawback”.

Artemis Fowl descends from a prestigious family of billionaires that a few years ago suffered a reversal of fortune. His father has disappeared and is presumed dead and her mother has gone crazy with grief. Artemis is decided to return his family to where it is supposed to be and crafts a plan designed to do just this. To try to accomplish his goal, he uses the help of Butler, a mountain of a man, expert in combat, and who as his name suggests is Artemis’ butler, and Juliet, Butler’s sister. The plan involves kidnapping a fairy and then getting a ransom in gold, which is a lot harder than it sounds.

The story involves a myriad of creatures besides fairies, such as goblins, elves, dwarves, centaurs and trolls. These variety allows the author to create several characters within each one of these groups that are interesting, peculiar and endearing. But the creative process does not stop there, since the author uses some of these peculiar characteristics, as well as some acute comments to make us laugh us loud in the middle of the action. In my opinion the funniest scene in the book involved Mulch, a dwarf, and Butler, you will know what I am talking abou
Chopin A Listener s

2000 readers can’t be wrong can they? Umm, yea they might be.

How is it that a mediocre book can consistently get raves?
I was excited by the “prospect” of this book but the more I read, the more resigned I became to the fact that there was nothing very extraordinary about it.
Not only is the writing flat and the plot a giant cliche – there’s also the matter of the central “love” triangle being blatantly lifted from Sophie’s Choice (I cringe referring to that classic alongside this book) right down to the suprise party / angry accusation by a lunatic.

Mediocrity is being rewarded with a big Hollywood movie starring Reese Witherspoon. Ahh, American pop culture.

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I bought this product for my son and he seems to be very happy with it. He is constantly playing this game that I literally have to drive him out from it.
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I first saw this on a shelf a couple years back and was intrigued by it but hadn’t picked it up to read it until my 8 year old insisted that it was an awesome story and that I’d love it. So, with him continually asking how I liked it, I read Artemis Fowl.

When asked by my wife about the plot, my best quick answer was that it is sort of an “evil Richie Rich carrying out a dastardly scheme against the world of fairies.” (For those unfamiliar with Richie Rich, he’s the super rich kid with tons of fun gadgets and crazy adventures to save his family/friends/world). In this case, the rich kid is 12-year-old Artemis Fowl, and his motives are less altruistic.

Style
The writing was well done. It was written very simply and straightforward which was good considering the audience. It was something that a young reader could pick up and push through without getting bogged down by the language. The writing and dialog was natural and flowed well. Overall, very nice.

I have only 2 gripes about the writing itself:
1. Numerical consistency. Specifically, the phrasing “[something happened:] in as many [amount of time:].” You’ve likely heard this phrase before…along the lines of “He fell on his butt three times in as many seconds.” Which means he fell on his butt 3 times in 3 seconds. Colfer uses this phrasing enough that it got distracting to me, especially the times when he used it without a good frame of reference or without numbers. I don’t have the text with me to provide an exact example…but the memory I have is something like “he passed out again in as many minutes.” The numerical reference “again” isn’t really concrete (can be alluded to as it being 2 since it’s the second time) and the timeframe mentioned didn’t fit based on everything that happened in between.
2. Swearing. This is a book presumably for an audience of young kids. Through the first ~2/3 of the book, the author introduced a fairy swear word and used it a handful of times. The word itself is meaningless an
Ruby et Violette s

Product just as ordered, great time getting product and as described. I will purchase from Amazon again–thanks—Mike C.
Casio Men s DW6600C

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Think of a juvenile James Bond with an IQ beyond Einstein’s. Then throw him in a world of technologically superior fairies, and the fun can begin.

And this is really what Artemis Fowl is about, first and foremost: FUN.

Some might say it reverts too easily to stereotypes, but I am not sure whether this is actually a bad thing. Too much depth, too much complexity in character development, might have taken the umpf out of the sheer fun ride I’ve had in reading Artemis.

The basic idea of the book–for those new to Fowl’s world–is that there is an underground world of fairies who go to great pains to keep their existence a secret from the human upper world. Until Artemis, a young criminal master mind, tracks down the fairies and upsets the whole balance of the worlds above and below ground.

In summary: Don’t expect the symbolism of Narnia, the metaphysics of His Dark Materials, or the detail of Harry Potter. Artemis Fowl doesn’t have any of those. Instead, expect to be blasted away by the explosive energy of a fun novel.

- Jacob Schriftman, Author of The Crack Beneath the Worlds and Other Books

Casio Men s MSY502D

Have had this device for about three years. When new, it had a decent grip on the dashboard. Now, it slides all over the places when turning and if I have to suddenly brake, it may become a dangerous weapon to the passenger. On sharp turns, it would slide on the dashboard to the extend the GPS will come off the mount. The bottom of the holder has lost its grip over time that I am considering using velcro to provide a mean of stabilizing it when I placed on the dashboard.
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